How it works

The Provisions Club

How It Works

From taste quiz to doorstep delivery, your personalized provisions experience in four simple steps.

Take the Taste Quiz

Answer five quick questions about your cooking style, flavor preferences, dietary needs, and lifestyle. Our matching algorithm analyzes your responses to find the curator who best understands your palate.

Takes under 2 minutes Β· No account required
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Take the quiz
Meet your curator
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Meet Your Curator

Get matched with one of our 16 expert curators β€” from Italian cuisine specialists to plant-based innovators. Each brings deep expertise and a personal touch to your box.

Browse all curators or let the quiz choose for you

Choose Your Plan

The Provisions Club is $75/month with shipping included. Add an optional wine pairing for $15/month.

Ships monthly Β· Skip or cancel anytime
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Choose your plan
Receive your box
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Receive & Enjoy

Your curated box arrives beautifully packaged with recipe cards, tasting notes, and a personal message from your curator. Each box is a new adventure in flavor.

Ships from San Francisco with care
What You Get

Inside Every Box

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Curated Provisions

10–20 items hand-selected by your curator, from pantry staples to specialty ingredients and craft beverages.

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Recipe Cards

Original recipes designed by your curator to showcase the products in your box. Simple, elegant, delicious.

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Personal Note

A handwritten-style message from your curator explaining their selections and how to get the most from each product.

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Wine Pairing (Optional)

Add a bottle selected to complement your box. Choose Standard, Limited, or Cellar tier wines.

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Free Samples

Every box includes complimentary samples of new products before they hit our store shelves.

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Free Shipping

Shipping is included in your membership price. Ships to all 50 states from San Francisco.

Total Flexibility

Your Membership, Your Rules

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Skip Anytime

Not ready for your next box? Skip a month with one click. No questions asked.

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Change Plans

Upgrade, downgrade, or switch frequency whenever you like. Changes take effect next cycle.

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Cancel Anytime

No contracts, no commitments. Cancel your membership with no fees or penalties.

Common Questions

FAQ

When does my box ship? β–Ό

Monthly boxes ship during the first week of each month. Bi-monthly and quarterly schedules are based on your signup date. You will receive tracking information via email when your box ships.

Can I choose my own curator? β–Ό

Yes! You can browse all 16 curators and select the one that resonates with you, or take our taste quiz for a personalized recommendation. You can also switch curators at any time.

What if I have dietary restrictions? β–Ό

We have specialist curators for plant-based, allergen-free, and performance nutrition needs. Your curator will always respect your dietary profile when selecting items for your box.

Do you ship to all states? β–Ό

Yes, we ship to all 50 US states. Shipping is included in your membership price. Wine add-ons ship to states where direct wine shipping is permitted.

How much does it cost? β–Ό

The Provisions Club is $75/month with shipping included. You can add an optional wine pairing for an additional $15/month ($90/month total). Skip or cancel anytime.

Can I gift a membership? β–Ό

Absolutely! Contact us at hello@theepicureantrader.com to set up a gift membership. We will include a personalized gift message and let the recipient choose their own curator.

Ready to Start?

Find Your Perfect Curator

Take our taste quiz and get matched in under 2 minutes.

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